Things Over Which I Would Duel You If You Ever Insulted Their Honor

There's probably more, TBH.
  1. HOLES
    The movie, obviously.
  2. TEEN WOLF
    The TV show, obviously. Though I would let you poke fun at the story lines and some of the characters and definitely the acting on season one.
  3. Gotta look out for my best friend, ja feel?
  4. MTV
    I had to do this in maaaany college classes and now on a daily basis, so I can take it if ya wanna duel. (Pls don't wanna.)
  5. WATER
    This really makes no sense, but I am obsessed with water. And never understand people when they say they don't like it. Like... Wut???? It's so good.
  6. SELENA GOMEZ
    From the second I saw her in a Wizards of Waverly Place ad until the rest of time. I got your back, boo.
  7. DOGS
    Too cute. Don't hate.
  8. FINDING CARTER
    The only people who care enough to fight me on this are my coworkers, but I throw down when they say bad things about this show.
  9. DYLAN O'BRIEN
    C'mon.
  10. TYLER POSEY
    C'mon, part two.
  11. FRENCH FRIES
    Honestly, I just don't trust people who don't like fries.
  12. LONG BEACH ISLAND, NEW JERSEY
    My favorite place in the world.