WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUNG MATT DAMON

And by talk about, I mean look at photos of.
  1. Hello, young Matt Damon. My name is Kaitlyn.
  2. What is going on with that hair? Why am I still into it?
  3. How old are you here? I don't care. (I should probably care a little.)
  4. Wow, hello. Did I mention that I'm single?
  5. That. Smirk.
  6. Are you kidding me? You have to be kidding me.
  7. This is the one. This is the one that kills me.
  8. Okay, goodbye.