WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUNG MATT DAMON
And by talk about, I mean look at photos of.
- •Hello, young Matt Damon. My name is Kaitlyn.
- •What is going on with that hair? Why am I still into it?
- •How old are you here? I don't care. (I should probably care a little.)
- •Wow, hello. Did I mention that I'm single?
- •That. Smirk.
- •Are you kidding me? You have to be kidding me.
- •This is the one. This is the one that kills me.
- •Okay, goodbye.