Requested by Kiwi

5 THINGS I'M ABOVE AVERAGE AT

Thanks for making me think, @bkwmkiwi.
  1. 1.
    Heart rate
    Whenever I am hooked up to a heart monitor people freak out. I can be about 120 resting but during my last hospital visit panic attacks soared me to 150! I brag about this.
  2. 2.
    Spelling
    I'll fuck up and you'll laugh at the irony of this but since primary school, I have been pretty good at spelling.
  3. 3.
    Chest size
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  4. 4.
    Compassion
    I care too much. This is a fact.
  5. 5.
    Bathing cats
    Just to give you an insight into the quality kind of life I'm leading.