5 THINGS I'M ABOVE AVERAGE AT
Thanks for making me think, @bkwmkiwi.
- 1.Heart rateWhenever I am hooked up to a heart monitor people freak out. I can be about 120 resting but during my last hospital visit panic attacks soared me to 150! I brag about this.
- 2.SpellingI'll fuck up and you'll laugh at the irony of this but since primary school, I have been pretty good at spelling.
- 3.Chest size¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- 4.CompassionI care too much. This is a fact.
- 5.Bathing catsJust to give you an insight into the quality kind of life I'm leading.