BEST CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY CARDS

Basically if you play these and I'm Czar, you'll probably win. What are some of your faves? (PS - I'm a terrible person. πŸ’πŸΌ)
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    Bees?
    The question mark is what makes it. 🐝
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    Not giving a shit about the Third World.
    Best played with reference to God. Or Sean Penn.
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    BATMAN!!!
    If paired with "dead parents" and "being rich" will always win. πŸ‘ͺ
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    Poor life choices.
    Relevant.
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    Pretending to care.
    Also relevant.
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    Being a dick to children.
    πŸ‘ΆπŸΌπŸ‘¦πŸΌπŸ‘§πŸΌ
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    God.
    Always.
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    Cards Against Humanity.
    Meta.
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    Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
    Vivid.
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    Friends who eat all the snacks.
    The most horrifying card of all. 😱
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    A big, black dick/ a bigger, blacker dick/ the biggest, blackest dick.
    Great for just about anything.
    Suggested by Β  @OffTheDott
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    Being a motherfucking sorcerer
    Because yes.
    Suggested by Β  @LizDawson
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    The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge
    I mean, not to get gross on here, but this card is disgustingly hilarious.
    Suggested by Β  @LizDawson
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    Getting married, having a few kids, buying stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying
    The American Dream
    Suggested by Β  @LizDawson
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    Balls
    Simple, elegant, tasteful. Wait what? But seriously this one is low key amazing
    Suggested by Β  @xtineengels
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    The penny whistle solo from "my heart will go on"
    Sure it doesn't get any grossness points, but the 2 second pause of confusion followed by everyone suddenly getting it and starting to whistle/Hun/moan/dadadaaaa! was one of the funniest moments of my life
    Suggested by Β  @shaniobrien
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    Pooping back and forth, forever
    β€οΈπŸ’©
    Suggested by Β  @kira
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    Oprah Winfrey
    Automatic win
    Suggested by Β  @celeste
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    Assless Chaps
    Suggested by Β  @alligeeshow