In honour of my starting my very last one for UG.
  1. Receive syllabus at start of semester, indicating you will have paper due on x date.
  2. Receive question/topic 2-4 weeks before paper is due, if not included syllabus.
  3. Remember all those times you didn't start paper until the very last minute and did actually okay.
  4. Do everything you never needed to do for 2-4 weeks before the paper is due.
  5. When dangerously close to due date, realise the fuckton of reading you need to do.
  6. Cry.
  7. Scream into the abyss.
  8. Write the paper.
  9. Hate it.
  10. Submit anyway.