I AM MICHAEL SCOTT

  1. When I try go out with a brave face.
  2. When I try to speak. (#stutterprobs)
  3. When it's Christmastime and I'm trying to make up for being a shitty person all year.
  4. When puppies (or kitties.)
  5. When I'm being perfectly honest.
  6. When I'm not.
  7. When I'm trying to adult.
  8. ...and I don't have to think or do anything.
  9. When I'm working retail.
  10. When I'm trying to pretend not to care.
  11. When I want you to know that I care.
  12. When I don't caaaaare.