Inspired by @mirthnuts. I really don't like the one I'm doing, FYI.
  1. Cupcake taste-tester.
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  2. Full-time kitten foster carer.
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  3. Movie critic.
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    Except I'd never be critical enough.
  4. Professional List writer.
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  5. Nathan Fielder's personal assistant.
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