JOBS I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO THAT I'M NOT ALREADY DOING

Inspired by @mirthnuts. I really don't like the one I'm doing, FYI.
  1. Cupcake taste-tester.
  2. Full-time kitten foster carer.
  3. Movie critic.
    Except I'd never be critical enough.
  4. Professional List writer.
  5. Nathan Fielder's personal assistant.