NOW THAT I AM NO LONGER A RECOMMENDED FOLLOW I CAN

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  1. Catch public transport without someone insisting on a selfie.
  2. Amend my resumé.
  3. Stand in the brunch line instead of being led to the front for the best table.
  4. Wear non-designer clothes.
  5. Fire my bodyguard.
  6. Turn notifications back on.