SNAKE

  1. I wanted to write a poem about my best friend.
  2. Well. My former best friend, and the fact she's taken to calling me a snake,
  3. months after I found out she'd been calling me a psycho: PSYCHO.
  4. BUT I'm tired of trying to be poetic about her abandonment and verbal abuse after the fact.
  5. Instead, here are some cute snake videos because snakes are fucking awesome.
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  6. Waffle the Kenyan Sand Boa:
  7. Waffle's Sand Hat:
  8. Milkshake the Milksnake:
  9. Donut the African House Snake (with a toy donut!):
  10. Baby Snakes Morning Explore Time! with Waffle, Donut, and Milkshake:
  11. Cutest Snake I Ever Did See: