Highly instagrammable, spiralizing is the latest craze in healthful eating. NOTE: this is my personal experience with a first attempt, results may vary.
  1. Research and pick out a spiralizer.
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    Paderno makes a good one with lots of cool features, I found this one 40% off (score!).
  2. Search online for recipes. When in doubt, @goop delivers.
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    Who doesn't want to emulate Gwyneth? I feel healthier already. http://goop.com/recipes/chicken-paillard-with-zucchini-noodles/
  3. Select the vegetable of choice (I went with zucchini) and start spiralizing.
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    It's actually kind of fun, until...
  4. Try not to slice off an entire fingernail. 😱
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    Highly painful, lots of blood, not recommended!
  5. If you do, stanch the bleeding and purchase creepy-looking first aid product so you can finish cooking.
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    Also, try not to think about what other activities these are used for.
  6. Instagram final product & enjoy!
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    Despite feeling fairly woozy, I enjoyed the flavors in the dish. And it even looks a little bit like the goop picture!
  7. Bonus step: realize you're still hungry.
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    Sneak completely unhealthy, carb-filled dessert when no one is looking. 😳