A Hypochondriac's Guide To Music Festivals

A list dedicated in curing your pre-post festival hangovers, drug comedowns, and ultimately keeping you alive/out of the med tent.
  1. Aspirin
    "Sunglasses and Advil...Last night was mad real" - The only time I would advise taking advice from Kanye West.
  2. Earths Blend Multi-Vitamin
    Don't be alarmed by the highlighter yellow urine.
  3. Oregano Oil
    Although it tastes STRONGLY bitter, 2 drops of this (swished with water) and your immune system will be thanking you.
  4. Spirulina
    Spirulina is a natural “algae” that is incredibly high in protein and a good source of antioxidants, B-vitamins, and other nutrients.....Enough said.
  5. Ear Plugs
    Crucial for enjoying tunes well into your 80's
  6. Assorted Bandanas
    May I suggest the flame or camo print?
  7. Travel Size Kleenex
    For those dust boogies
  8. Tampons
    Obvious usage would be for periods. Secondary usage: nose bleeds
  9. Hand Sanitizer
    You'll be thankful when the soap dispenser runs out at the port-a-potty
  10. Travel Size Baby Wipes
    Three words: baby wipe baths
  11. Travel Size Bandaids
    For those who choose fashion footwear > comfort.
  12. Eye Drops
    Take it from Vanessa Williams.
  13. Chapstick
    For those gnarly windburns.
  14. Sunscreen
    Because liver spots are not cute...
  15. Hat
    Because Melanoma is no joke people.
  16. Camelback
    There's a reason camels have two humps.
  17. Coconut Water w/ Aloe Vera
    The adult version of Pedialyte
  18. Emergen-C
    For those who dislike coconut water but still want to get the job done.
  19. Health-Ade Kombucha
    Because it's just so fucking good!!!!
  20. Protein Bars
    A healthy plant-based snack to keep in your pack for when you're running low on energy and money
  21. Bananas
    2 a day keeps the hangover away
  22. Portable Blender
    Not just for margaritas. Possible smoothie blends include: Kale, Ginger, Bee Pollen, Blueberries, etc.
  23. Portable Charger
    Needed - not only to keep your phone charged at 100% but to also find your friend who ended up in said medical tent.
  24. Menthol Nasal Spray
    This saves lives. 10/10 would buy again.
  25. Fanny Pack
    Cute, yet practical