Inspired by @BennyMac92. I liked doing them in pairs.
  1. Man wakes up from coma, realizes computers are hunting humans
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  2. WWII hero wakes up after 70-year coma to fight aliens
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  3. Janitor steals identity of retired Olympian
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  4. Janitor aces math challenge
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  5. Man obsessed with manic pixie dream girl
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  6. Teen obsessed with manic pixie dream girl
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  7. Scavenger girl steals junkyard spaceship
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  8. War vet buys junkyard spaceship
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