DIGITAL CAMERA SELFIES I WISH I HADN'T TAKEN

But did, so I might as well publicly shame myself.
  1. Ft. Said digital camera
  2. Ft. Duck lips
  3. Ft. Chapped lips
  4. Ft. Dog, not hamster
  5. Ft. Candy necklace
  6. Ft. Very greasy hair
  7. Ft. My retainer
  8. Ft. Soffe shorts rolled no less than 3 times
  9. Ft. Cadillac seat bucket belt belonging to my first kiss
  10. Ft. Very somber face
  11. Ft. Etnies sneakers and a plastic hair bow
  12. Ft. Yellow tank I wore a lot to hide my terrible tan lines
  13. Ft. Pigtails (This is high school now, folks.)
  14. Ft. Very cool blink 182 shirt that belonged to the boy I had a crush on
  15. Ft. Forehead belonging to the boy I gave my first handjob to