IMPORTANT POINTS OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IF I WERE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

  1. I once said I would name my first child Hamartia, Marsha for short.
  2. I have an extensive collection of quirky coffee mugs, though I never drink coffee at home.
    Notable quotes on coffee mugs: "Please go away, I'm introverting", "DICK", and "coffee makes me poop."
  3. I have two sets of giraffe shaped bookends.
    This seems important to me.
  4. I only eat meals while sitting in my bed.
    Nothing like waking up hungover with frozen pizza crumbs stuck to your face.
  5. There is a back scratcher hanging from a tack on my wall.
    You never know when you'll have an itch you just can't scratch.