Inspired by @dubraker
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    Anecdotes πŸ’¬
    Or rather my inability to stop myself from interrupting you mid sentence to tell an anecdote about something loosely related to the original conversation. Everyone has a character flaw.
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    Babies πŸ‘ΆπŸ½
    I know, unpopular opinion. My maternal instinct has just not kicked in yet.
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    Cat people 😾
    I'm a dog person. I don't hate cats. But I do hate cat people.
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    Dead batteries πŸ”‹
    My phones always dying. Probably because I'm on tinder too much. 😬
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    Eyebrows 😯
    Mine in particular. I'm annoyed at myself because I won't leave the house without filling them in.
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    Filling in bubbles that aren't circular πŸ“
    Really grinds my gears when a scantron has tiny rectangles instead of circles.
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    Gas πŸ’¨
    Trying to hold in a fart when you're around people you don't want to fart in front of is the worst.
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    Hand sanitizer βœ‹πŸ»
    So drying.
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    Introversion 😢
    Only my own introversion is annoying to me. Holds me back sometimes.
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    Jumping jacks πŸ™†πŸΌ
    Nothing like a jumping jack to make every part of your body jiggle at once.
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    Kissing in public πŸ’πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘©πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨
    I don't like to do it and I don't want to see you do it either.
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    Lats πŸ’ͺ🏻
    Or anyone muscle that some #fitfam fucker won't stop talking about. I don't care about your delts or your calf pump or if it was chest day today.
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    Milk 🍼
    I don't like it.
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    Nutella 🌰🍫
    Not a huge fan of chocolate, hazelnut, or how much you LOOOOVE Nutella.
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    Odors πŸ‘ƒπŸ»
    Strong odors (even if they aren't bad odors) make my head hurt.
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    Pencils ✏️
    Gimme a fuckin pen.
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    Quarters πŸ’°
    Annoying how I never have enough to do all my laundry.
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    Rabbits and squirrels πŸ‡πŸΏ
    If it weren't for you fuckers my dog walks would be much more peaceful.
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    Slow walkers πŸƒπŸ»
    I am an aggressive walker and I will cut you off. Move with a fucking purpose, even if you don't have one.
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    Time ⏰
    I am hyperaware of time passing, and wish that sometimes I could just fucking chill and enjoy the moment.
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    Uttering something rude under your breath πŸ“’
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    Vacuuming πŸ™…πŸΌ
    I just don't like doing it.
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    Wind 🌬
    The kryptonite of long hair.
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    X-acto blades πŸ”ͺ
    The blade always loosens when you're using it. There must be a more functional design.
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    Yelling at your children in public πŸ—£
    It makes me very uncomfortable. Especially when a customer is reprimanding their child in front of me and I am unable to walk away (I manage an ice cream shop, this happens way too often.)
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    Zippers 🀐
    Always get my long ass hair caught in my coat zipper.