THE TRACKLIST FOR MY NEW ALBUM

  1. 1.
    Deep in the Throes
    Of my quarter-life crisis. Sets the tone for the rest of the album.
  2. 2.
    Slangin' Custard
    This is my actual job. I sell frozen custard for a living. Maybe a rap song.
  3. 3.
    Homebody
    A power ballad about my day to day activities.
  4. 4.
    Stormy Skylines
    Literally a song about loving rainy days in Chicago. Figuratively a song about my obsession with my dog, Stormy. Her middle name is Sky. Our last name (yes, I'm a crazy dog lady) is Lines.
  5. 5.
    Charged Up
    A woebegone blues song about how my vibrator always needs new batteries.
  6. 6.
    Bag of (Human) Bones
    I do things with human bones. Anthropology things. Not weird things.
  7. 7.
    I'm tired, I can't
    Thematically similar to "Homebody"
  8. 8.
    Paint my Face
    Self-reflective piece about how I should be more comfortable being in public with no makeup.
  9. 9.
    Elliptical
    A song about all the items I own, but don't use.
  10. 10.
    Slim Jim
    A song about my favorite snack, disguised as a love song for a slim man named Jim.
  11. 11.
    Fever Dream
    About waking up from a really sweaty nap and not knowing what year it is (this is how all my naps go).