THINGS THAT COULD BE IN THIS BAG LEFT BEHIND BY A SUSPICIOUS MAN

He came into the custard shop I work in, asked for a sample of vanilla custard, set his bag down and ran outside to catch a bus.
  1. This bag could contain:
  2. A bomb
  3. A severed head
  4. Two severed heads
  5. Stolen merchandise
  6. Groceries
  7. Bowling shoes and a bowling ball
  8. Fixings for a successful slumber party (nail polish, gossip magazines, etc. )
  9. An aborted fetus
  10. A tub of GNC brand protein powder
  11. Things actually contained in this bag:
  12. Headphones
  13. Children's toys (possibly stolen)
  14. Black cloth (probably concealing the severed head)
  15. I am paranoid.