THINGS THAT COULD BE IN THIS BAG LEFT BEHIND BY A SUSPICIOUS MAN
He came into the custard shop I work in, asked for a sample of vanilla custard, set his bag down and ran outside to catch a bus.
- •This bag could contain:
- •A bomb
- •A severed head
- •Two severed heads
- •Stolen merchandise
- •Bowling shoes and a bowling ball
- •Fixings for a successful slumber party (nail polish, gossip magazines, etc. )
- •An aborted fetus
- •A tub of GNC brand protein powder
- •Things actually contained in this bag:
- •Children's toys (possibly stolen)
- •Black cloth (probably concealing the severed head)
- •I am paranoid.