TINDER CONVOS THAT DIED BEFORE THEY STARTED

A work in progress.
  1. Woah dude.
  2. I get this enough at family parties. Fuck off.
  3. Oh.
  4. No.
  5. I think you meant "and you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free" (John 8.32). Yes, I had to google that.
  6. 😏
  7. I don't HAVE to fuck you?! Phew!
    Suggested by   @meg1
  8. Haha = don't know what the fuck you're talking about because I've never seen a James Bond movie