My Christmas list
  1. Maybe the new cast iron frying pan I asked for.
    You mean I never have to wash it?
  2. Or perhaps a nice pair a black pajama pants.
    It's hard to convince people you're an adult when you walk your dog in pajama pants with penguins saying CHILLIN' all over them.
  3. Is it a welcome mat?!
    Because I can't be bothered to buy my own
  4. A fluffy, luxurious bath robe?
    See above
  5. Oh, just a severed head?
    I was really hoping for that frying pan.