WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?
My Christmas list
- •Maybe the new cast iron frying pan I asked for.You mean I never have to wash it?
- •Or perhaps a nice pair a black pajama pants.It's hard to convince people you're an adult when you walk your dog in pajama pants with penguins saying CHILLIN' all over them.
- •Is it a welcome mat?!Because I can't be bothered to buy my own
- •A fluffy, luxurious bath robe?See above
- •Oh, just a severed head?I was really hoping for that frying pan.