Because contrived platitudes are like empty calories for your brain.
  1. Life is ALL about beating your head repeatedly against memes until you bleed inner peace.
  2. Fixed it:
  3. You don't know me.
  4. Fixed it:
  5. 😐
  6. Fixed it:
  7. I wasn't about to mistake you for a therapist.
  8. Fixed it:
  9. I can't find the original, but I know it said "smell flowers" and other nonsense so I fixed it.