SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS I SUCK AT

confessions of a maladjusted millennial
  1. 1.
    Twitter
    I delete tweets nearly as frequently as I tweet tweets, I seem to have hit a glass ceiling of 5 likes for a "good" tweet, accounts with names like WriterLikeYou or ATLYoungBloods follow me, and it still "pretty much feels like I'm talking to myself" (to quote an early tweet of my own)
  2. 2.
    LinkedIn
    Who would like to endorse me for "Proficiency in [owning a camera]/[owning a computer]/[humanities degree]"? (how do endorsements work) (am I the only one with a message from a Mr. Gillespie titled "Hire Amazing Talent" that won't go away no matter how many times I delete it)
  3. 3.
    Snapchat
    Whenever I run out of space in the text bar, I "paint" the rest of the message onto the photo... as nice as my finger-writing is, I get the feeling this isn't a platform for verbosity. Also I keep accidentally taking selfies in the default ghost frame whenever I go to add someone
  4. 4.
    Yik Yak
    Total number of yaks posted: 2. Total number of yaks deleted: 2. Total votes earned: -3. Anxiety provoked: am I unrelatable to the masses?? (yes)
  5. 5.
    Storify
    ?
  6. 6.
    Tinder
    Once, I opened with "Love the hat"
  7. 7.
    List App
    Probably.