dumb things i've done drunk

  1. ALMOST broke my pinky
  2. sent to the hospital
  3. been to the hospital willingly x2
  4. almost got hit by a car
  5. convinced everyone "i'm fine"
  6. stole a construction sign
  7. became a kleptomaniac
  8. went into the negatives for pizza
  9. nearly got in the car w a drunk driver
  10. face planted into a couch
  11. fell on concrete and cut my chin
  12. burnt my finger making ramen