How to ruin your child weekend.

this is how a messed up my kid's weekend plains (or lack there of)
  1. Google a place you want to go to about an hour before you leave.
    We knew what we wanted to do, just didn't know how we were going to do it. So we just simply google petting zoo. With out really looking in to it.
  2. What ever you find, just go and find out later if it was worth the trip.
    Turned out what we found was just some ones opened field with a goat.
  3. Read later the reviews that could of saved you time
    If I just would of read that first review that said "wow! They got two goats!"
  4. Find something else that is similar to what you wanted, and hype it up like u know for sure it's going to have exactly what there
    Found a "rabbit fest". It was going to have a petting zoo and rabbits to see in a show! Everything! (Is what I told my kid)
  5. Distract the child with toys and treats when you find nothing you wanted there.
    It was just a fair. With one pony ride and a whole bunch of Carney rides that we could get on. Not one bunny ether!!!!
  6. Buy the child what ever the kid wants... Because you planned like shit.
    I really hope I can make it up lol.