MOST CLICHÉ/ANNOYING THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR GAY FRIEND

Ya feel me?
  1. "Omg, can I set you up with my friend? You would LOVE him because...um...um....well, he's gay too!"
    Not interested if this is your only reason.
  2. "But...doesn't it hurt?"
    No.
  3. "So what's Grindr like?"
    I don't know. Gay doesn't = automatic Grindr account ya bitch.
  4. "OMG we should totally go out in weho sometime together!"
    No.
  5. "What do you say when girls hit on you??"
    "I'm gay."
  6. "Who's the man and who's the woman?!"
    It IS allowed to just be man and man!