THINGS THAT HAVE GONE WRONG TODAY
The Monday-est of Monday
- •I am back at work after 10 days off.
- •I couldn't find my gym lock.
- •My dress, hair, and entire being is very staticy.
- •I underestimated how cold it would be and am wearing fishnets instead of tights.
- •My work computer won't recognize a keyboard and therefore, I cannot use it.
- •The Hen House by my office is closed for six months and I cannot eat their salad bar for lunch.
- •The line at Panera was very long.
- •There are some middle school mean girls sitting across from me at Panera and they are making fun of everyone they see.