THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE RUNNING

  1. Can my ankles *really* support me?
  2. Am I even moving faster than a brisk walk?
  3. Am I landing weird?
  4. Are my boobs bouncing too much?
  5. So, this lap was slower.
  6. (Looks at person running past me) That's a cute workout outfit.
  7. (re: aforementioned workout outfit) Oh, that's from Fabletics?
  8. I should sign up for Fabletics.
  9. I feel you, dude on the stair master.
  10. Is that guy playing basketball on the court attractive or just far away?
  11. I'm dying.
  12. Is this progress?