HOW TO FEED YOUR TEENAGE KIDS
- 1.Get a giant crock pot.
- 2.Pour yourself some wine.
- 3.Quadruple the recipe.
- 4.Leave dinner that wasn't eaten out and easily available until bedtime.
- 5.Watch any fantasy of leftovers disappear before your eyes.
- 6.Repeat steps 2-5 several times in a given week.
- 7.Occasionally have "snacks for dinner," which means that there will be an urgent need to go to the grocery store the following day because EVERYTHING will be gone.