HOW TO FEED YOUR TEENAGE KIDS
- •Get a giant crock pot.
- •Pour yourself some wine.
- •Quadruple the recipe.
- •Leave dinner that wasn't eaten out and easily available until bedtime.
- •Watch any fantasy of leftovers disappear before your eyes.
- •Repeat steps 2-5 several times in a given week.
- •Occasionally have "snacks for dinner," which means that there will be an urgent need to go to the grocery store the following day because EVERYTHING will be gone.