PEOPLE WHO WEAR INVASIVE PERFUME: I HAVE QUESTIONS

  1. Do you not smell it?
  2. Are you maybe just kind of a dumb person?
  3. Do you think it smells good?
  4. Do you feel offended when HR sends an email about toning down perfume in the workplace, or do you feel oblivious?
  5. What's your angle?
  6. Do you think the men like it? The women?
  7. What's your filter of the world?
  8. If I have to jog behind you in the park I will think about murdering you.
  9. If I have to ride in an elevator with you I will think about murdering you.
  10. If I have to sit in an airplane near you I will think about murdering you.