WHY PEPLUMS SUCK
- •Are you a ballerina?I didn't think so. So why wear a little tutu?
- •I have a peplum sweater that makes me look fat.It's entirely the peplum.
- •Peplums try too hard.Like they want a Tierra they're never gonna get.
- •Peplums are a red carpet show on E!Where everyone looks terrible.
- •Peplums are the fashionable equivalent of a "pump" shoe.Remember those?
- •Also, they just seem churchy.Like one might wear my dumb peplum sweater in church.