1. Squirrels
  2. Getting "dressed up" for Skype
  3. Pet drama
  4. Lifting five pound weights while watching a bad TV show on a stair stepper, while staying attentive to corporate instant messaging
  5. The fear that somehow the computer will display you getting out of the shower
  6. Your 20 minute outing to the park
  7. Leftovers
  8. Faking your cool when the Internet crashes and you're in an online meeting