Reasons I Might Not Leave the House Today
Halloween is stressful for a shy person who watched way too many horror movies before their 12th birthday.
- •Is that a costume or is that person crazy?
- •I think it's a costume.
- •What if it is a costume, but they're still crazy?
- •I'm assuming that blood is fake, but wouldn't this be the perfect day to kill someone right out in the open?
- •Are they looking at me? I think they're looking at me. I can't tell with the mask!
- •Hmmmm. Act casual . . . pretend like you see people covered in blood wearing masks every day. No big deal!
- •Oh my god that person behind them is dressed as a clown ! ! !