Reasons I Might Not Leave the House Today

Halloween is stressful for a shy person who watched way too many horror movies before their 12th birthday.
  1. Is that a costume or is that person crazy?
  2. I think it's a costume.
  3. What if it is a costume, but they're still crazy?
  4. I'm assuming that blood is fake, but wouldn't this be the perfect day to kill someone right out in the open?
  5. Are they looking at me? I think they're looking at me. I can't tell with the mask!
  6. Hmmmm. Act casual . . . pretend like you see people covered in blood wearing masks every day. No big deal!
  7. Oh my god that person behind them is dressed as a clown ! ! !