CONVERSATIONS I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD

  1. Me: I love cheese.
    Him: I know, said with some consternation.
  2. Him (after asking me to lose weight): Do you want to break up because you don't think you can lose the weight?
    Me: I don't think I should have to.
  3. Him (married): I can reverse my vasectomy.
  4. Him (a libertarian): I thought you broke up with me because I'm not Jewish.
  5. Him (after our first date): Wait. You really don't want to see me again?
    Me (after the second time telling him that, "no, I don't want to do this again"): That's right, but it was nice meeting you.
  6. Him: I'm a vegetarian, but I lean vegan.