MY FAVORITE FAMILY-FRIENDLY JOKES OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD
Some were taught to me by @alien. Please add your own!
- •How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?Pull its jeans down.
- •Why can't Cinderella play soccer?She's always running away from the ball.
- •How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogy in it.
- •What's brown and sticky?A stick.
- •What's red and smells like blue paint?Red paint.
- •Where does the President keep his armies?In his sleevies.