REASONS I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP BREASTFEEDING

But I won't until this kid weans herself, possibly when she leaves for college.
  1. I told myself I'd stop when she started walking (out of embarrassment)
    But she had a cold at the time and I wanted her to get all the antibodies she could use. And anyway, she's tiny for her age (3rd percentile), so I figure I can get away with it just a little longer.
  2. She's started talking
    She actually says, "Yes, please," when she's finished with one and wants my other breast.
  3. She sings while she nurses
    She hums "Twinkle, twinkle little star" and when she's finished sometimes she applauds.