THINGS I HATE ABOUT BREASTFEEDING
- •It fucking hurts.
- •The kid is a year and a half, so I've exposed myself to everyone on the West Coast. And traveled to several places including Philadelphia, Boston, and Minneapolis, so let's add the Eastern Seaboard and the Midwest.And it's not exposure like in a nice push-up. It's squishing my breast like a pancake.
- •My mother-in-law asking my husband, "how long is she planning to do that?"
- •I know I'll miss it when she weans herself.
- •Because I don't know if I have it in me to wean her.