1. It takes my health insurance 6-8 weeks to process a fax.
  2. It took more time (2 hours+) to get my pain medication from CVS than it took to get two teeth removed.
  3. There is more overlap between Italian polenta and grits than I ever imagined.
  4. My cats have been thrilled to have me home bound.
  5. Calling out from your second job because your mouth is still swollen and in pain may enable one to completely catch up on grading.