TEN CURRENT PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS, RANKED

Rip City.
  1. 1.
    Damian Lillard
    You can't be a Blazer fan without being a Lillard fan. Especially because he's basically the whole team now.
  2. 2.
    Tim Frazier
    Third-string on the team, first-string in my heart.
  3. 3.
    C.J. McCollum
    There's still room on the McCollum hype train! All aboard!
  4. 4.
    Meyers Leonard
    He's like seven feet tall, looks like an Abercrombie model, shoots lights out, and has a bicep tattoo that says "blessed." What else could you possibly want?
  5. 5.
    Allen Crabbe
    Dat hair.
  6. 6.
    Noah Vonleh
    Dat ass. Also his arms are as big as two Batums put together.
  7. 7.
    Al-Farouq Aminu
    His facial expression in this photo represents all Blazer fans' outlook on the season.
  8. 8.
    Pat Connaughton
    He looked like an evil leprechaun in college, so obviously he'll be a fan favorite in Portland.
  9. 9.
    Chris Kaman*
    *I really would just like to vote this sweatshirt in, but the Blazers refused to sign it to a deal.
  10. 10.
    Tim Frazier again
    Sure, other guys like Plumlee, Davis, Henderson or Harkless deserve votes, but not as much as Tim Frazier deserves a second vote. Lillard and his instagrams are full of beauties like this, including costume party gems and glorious dance moves. Accept him. Love him. Go Blazers.