TEN CURRENT PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS, RANKED
- 1.Damian LillardYou can't be a Blazer fan without being a Lillard fan. Especially because he's basically the whole team now.
- 2.Tim FrazierThird-string on the team, first-string in my heart.
- 3.C.J. McCollumThere's still room on the McCollum hype train! All aboard!
- 4.Meyers LeonardHe's like seven feet tall, looks like an Abercrombie model, shoots lights out, and has a bicep tattoo that says "blessed." What else could you possibly want?
- 5.Allen CrabbeDat hair.
- 6.Noah VonlehDat ass. Also his arms are as big as two Batums put together.
- 7.Al-Farouq AminuHis facial expression in this photo represents all Blazer fans' outlook on the season.
- 8.Pat ConnaughtonHe looked like an evil leprechaun in college, so obviously he'll be a fan favorite in Portland.
- 9.Chris Kaman**I really would just like to vote this sweatshirt in, but the Blazers refused to sign it to a deal.
- 10.Tim Frazier againSure, other guys like Plumlee, Davis, Henderson or Harkless deserve votes, but not as much as Tim Frazier deserves a second vote. Lillard and his instagrams are full of beauties like this, including costume party gems and glorious dance moves. Accept him. Love him. Go Blazers.