What I Do When My Coworker Starts Eating Carrots Loudly (Like, So So Loudly)

I still love him, though.
  1. Consider arson.
  2. Chew the insides of my cheeks until I bleed.
  3. Listen to a hype song (usually featuring Kanye West).
    U Mad by Vic Mensa
  4. Consider the satisfaction I would get if I could throw said carrots across the room just as they reach their lips.