What I Do When My Coworker Starts Eating Carrots Loudly (Like, So So Loudly)
I still love him, though.
- •Consider arson.
- •Chew the insides of my cheeks until I bleed.
- •Listen to a hype song (usually featuring Kanye West).U Mad by Vic Mensa
- •Consider the satisfaction I would get if I could throw said carrots across the room just as they reach their lips.