THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID IN COLLEGE
I knew it was a good idea to keep a running list of quotes in my Notes. These are some of the best.
- •"It smells so nice. It smells like the belt section of an Abercrombie and Fitch"Bryan on the smell of a new laptop case
- •"You've left me no choice. I'm getting your leash."@leighton when I refused to go to the dining hall. Side note: I'm actually a puppy.
- •"His lameness often gets lost"@haikuhannah on our "popular" friend.
- •"I feel like sometimes people forget the difference between a janitor and a doctor"@haikuhannah speakin da truth
- •"Don't devalue time spent staring at a wall"Some sage advice from old man Caleb
- •"Be wide awake"Cole to some freshies. Wish I heard this before my freshman year—a year when I was asleep 70% of the time
- •"People have problems...you bottle that sh*t up"Shockley giving us insight into his Irish ways
- •"Pizza is the best everyman's food. Quote me on that when I'm famous"A pretty self-explanatory @leighton quote
- •"I just don't understand any of these words"Telcollege while reading Dr. Seuss
- •"If you weren't stressed when you came, you will be when you leave"Shockley's tag-line