THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID IN COLLEGE

I knew it was a good idea to keep a running list of quotes in my Notes. These are some of the best.
  1. "It smells so nice. It smells like the belt section of an Abercrombie and Fitch"
    Bryan on the smell of a new laptop case
  2. "You've left me no choice. I'm getting your leash."
    @leighton when I refused to go to the dining hall. Side note: I'm actually a puppy.
  3. "His lameness often gets lost"
    @haikuhannah on our "popular" friend.
  4. "I feel like sometimes people forget the difference between a janitor and a doctor"
    @haikuhannah speakin da truth
  5. "Don't devalue time spent staring at a wall"
    Some sage advice from old man Caleb
  6. "Be wide awake"
    Cole to some freshies. Wish I heard this before my freshman year—a year when I was asleep 70% of the time
  7. "People have problems...you bottle that sh*t up"
    Shockley giving us insight into his Irish ways
  8. "Pizza is the best everyman's food. Quote me on that when I'm famous"
    A pretty self-explanatory @leighton quote
  9. "I just don't understand any of these words"
    Telcollege while reading Dr. Seuss
  10. "If you weren't stressed when you came, you will be when you leave"
    Shockley's tag-line