CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

In no particular order, my autobiography will be divided into the following chapters.
  1. Unnecessary classes I took in college
  2. Times my mother was right
  3. Stuff that grinds my gears
  4. Church things
  5. What I would do if I was a millionaire
  6. My favorite things about being a trophy wife.
  7. Mistakes I made trying to be a trophy wife (if the above doesn't work out)
  8. All the awkward things I've done
  9. Places I would sing if I was a good singer