HOW I KNOW IT'S MONDAY

  1. I woke up too late to wash my hair AGAIN
  2. I left my charger at home
  3. I couldn't find my sunglasses anywhere
  4. The key to my classroom broke in the lock
  5. I could only get a handful of kids to work today no matter what I did
    I tried bribing, threatening and even begging
  6. I took up three phones today
  7. I made a kid cry today
  8. I ended my day by having the kid who bullied me last week come at me and accuse me of being unfair to him
  9. I'm already exhausted