1. Say it with me, standardized tests suck
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    I can't have my phone all day so I will feel completely disconnected from the world
  2. I'll be stressed
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    My kids aren't tiny anymore but I'll still worry that if something happens to them I won't know about it
  3. I'll be conjuring up crazy scenarios
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    In which everyone I know will be planning fantastic things without me and also be finding out all my dark, hidden secrets
  4. I will be bored out of my mind
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    I'm a hall monitor tomorrow so no fun at all
  5. I'll be homicidal
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    I hate standardized tests
  6. I'll be cheering the kids on
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    Even though the test is stupid
  7. I'll be drinking all the alcohol
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    The minute I get home
  8. One day down
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    That's all I wanted to add