I'm not in the mood for

  1. β€’
    Getting out of bed
    Can't I just stay here, please??
  2. β€’
    Cooking breakfast
    Why can't I have machines to do this for me, it's 2017 for crying out loud
  3. β€’
    Making my own coffee
    I feel like it should be there, waiting for me
  4. β€’
    Getting in a car with five sixteen year olds
    I love them all, they are seriously great girls. But. It. Is. Too. Early
  5. β€’
    Putting on a bathing suit
  6. β€’
    Not drinking alcohol
    I feel like all of this would be way more tolerable if I had the promise of mimosas at the end of this.
  7. β€’
    6 hr. round trip drive to Indiana to help my niece move. It seemed so fun when I said yes, but now I want to shoot myself. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
    Suggested by Β  @jennifergster
  8. β€’
    An hour-long periodization and accountability call with my manager, Marketing and our VP to review our second quarter 12-week plan and discuss our third quarter 12-week plan and why the growth results aren't what they could be, when I have a three-day pass to Denver Comic Con and doors open an hour before my conference call starts.
    Suggested by Β  @andersun
  9. β€’
    Going to work.
    It's summer, let's just close for a week or three. I wanna soak up the sun
    Suggested by Β  @Boogie
  10. β€’
    Updating the GPS we use in the car (we don't like the one it came with), but my husband is pressuring me to do so (he struggles with it but I am teaching him).
    I mean, we're not driving to our friends house until July 3rd! πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ It is such a pain in the *ss! πŸ™„πŸ˜©πŸ˜œ
    Suggested by Β  @Heartsounds
  11. β€’
    The computer systems being down, which means I gotta come into work on Canada day
    Suggested by Β  @theshome
  12. β€’
    Dealing with my ex-husband bc his lack of responsibility is now my emergency☹️
    Suggested by Β  @cvlop61
  13. β€’
    Am I ever in the mood for it?
    Suggested by Β  @julieann718
  14. β€’
    My period
    Suggested by Β  @kate81