1. Getting out of bed
    Can't I just stay here, please??
  2. Cooking breakfast
    Why can't I have machines to do this for me, it's 2017 for crying out loud
  3. Making my own coffee
    I feel like it should be there, waiting for me
  4. Getting in a car with five sixteen year olds
    I love them all, they are seriously great girls. But. It. Is. Too. Early
  5. Putting on a bathing suit
    Gross
  6. Not drinking alcohol
    I feel like all of this would be way more tolerable if I had the promise of mimosas at the end of this.
  7. 6 hr. round trip drive to Indiana to help my niece move. It seemed so fun when I said yes, but now I want to shoot myself. 😑😑😑
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  8. An hour-long periodization and accountability call with my manager, Marketing and our VP to review our second quarter 12-week plan and discuss our third quarter 12-week plan and why the growth results aren't what they could be, when I have a three-day pass to Denver Comic Con and doors open an hour before my conference call starts.
    👎🏼
    Suggested by @andersun
  9. Going to work.
    Giphy
    It's summer, let's just close for a week or three. I wanna soak up the sun
    Suggested by @Boogie
  10. Updating the GPS we use in the car (we don't like the one it came with), but my husband is pressuring me to do so (he struggles with it but I am teaching him).
    Static
    I mean, we're not driving to our friends house until July 3rd! 🤷🏻‍♀️ It is such a pain in the *ss! 🙄😩😜
    Suggested by @Heartsounds
  11. The computer systems being down, which means I gotta come into work on Canada day
    Giphy downsized medium
    Suggested by @theshome
  12. Dealing with my ex-husband bc his lack of responsibility is now my emergency☹️
    Local
    Suggested by @cvlop61
  13. Laundry
    Static
    Am I ever in the mood for it?
    Suggested by @julieann718
  14. My period
    Giphy
    Suggested by @kate81