1. I'm okay not stopping for coffee, the hotel coffee is fine
    I should stop soon Or none of us will survive
  2. Yes, that's a great song
    But it isn't. It really isn't
  3. Of course you can buy another souvenir
    Who needs to pay bills anyway?
  4. Yes, i am excited about celebrating Father's Day with your dad
    I'm really not. Shouldn't divorce exempt me from that?
  5. No, your dad didn't get on my nerves on this trip at all
    Except for that time he threw that tantrum, and then that other time...
  6. No this isn't feeling like a long drive
    Someone save me
  7. No, I didn't miss drinking this week
    I really kind of did