LIES SUPER MODELS TELL
I demand an apology
- •This is a good lookOkay at first I thought it was a lizard. Seriously people. Who would wear this?
- •You can drink all the pepsiAnd still look this good drinking it. I mean, it wasn't even Diet Pepsi. Come on, people!
- •Girls act like thisOn the beach, just all cozy and close. In our underwear. I do a lot of stuff at the beach. But this. Never this.
- •We should wear jewelry with our hot pink braAnd stand with our chest out. To show off our implants. I mean, is arching your back like that while you walk in heels even medically sound?
- •We love dancing in our brasWith our friends. While we make flirty faces at the camera. My friends and I dance and play around. But never in our bras.
- •We hold each otherEver so sexily. In our bras. Just for your viewing pleasure. I mean, I am close to my friends. But not like. This close.
- •Bedazzling a bra is coolI mean, it's very pretty. But how many tank tops do you have to wear to cover that stuff over your work shirt? Are you meant to wear that for work? If not, how else can you afford to buy it?!
- •Swimming is an aphrodisiacI don't know about you guys, but nothing makes me feel sexier and more ready for action than being in a pool on a hot day. Surrounded by super thin girls and insanely old men in speedos. Also, I always wear a full face of make up and all of my nicest jewelry to the pool