1. "0h Lordy I hope there are tapes"
    Below it: So we can impeach the bastard
  2. "We had that thing you know"
    Below it: it was called democracy
  3. "I need loyalty"
    From our president suggested by @Dashelamet
  4. "Lift the cloud"
    Below it: impeach the bastard
  5. "He knew from Yates"
    Below it: didn't we all?
  6. "There wasn't a case against Hillary Clinton"
    Below it: THERE WASN'T A FUCKING CASE AGAINST HILLARY CLINTON (on the back: but there sure as hell is one against trump)
  7. "I've had a lot of conversations with humans over the years"
    Suggested by @sarahsolene