For their right to rewrite the lyrics to their teenage anthem. Please read this list to the tune of the Beastie Boy classic
  1. You wake up for carpool and you don't wanna go
    You ask your kid to skip, but your kid says no
  2. There's this construction and that road work
    And your neighbor drives his car like he's some kind of jerk
  3. Moms gotta fight for their right to party
  4. Your kid caught you napping and he said no way
    Kid hypocrite sleeps twelve hours a day
  5. Man, being a mom is such a drag
    Your kid threw away your best Martha mag (busted!)
  6. Moms gotta fight for their right to party
  7. Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
    I'll move out of this hour if you don't brush that hair
  8. Your kid busted in said what's that noise?
    Oh kid, you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys
  9. Moms gotta fight...for their party