Not now, not ever
  1. My mom
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    I love her. I do. But every time I post a list she would feel the need to correct it.
  2. My ex sis in law
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    Hey I LOVE her. Even dragged her to NYC with me. But how can I properly vent about my ex if she's on here to make me feel bad for doing it? She's too sweet for my bitterness
  3. Any of my friends on FB
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    I don't mind their babies picture. I actually love them. But a list of all the places they went to today, a list of the cutesiest things their kids did, a list of why their husband is am-az-in-g. Reasons why your faith entitles you to be racist or condemn gay people? No, No, thank you.
  4. People Who say "actually"
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    There's nothing wrong with that word, in of itself. But when I'm telling you about something and your response is "actually" and you go on to tell me why I shouldn't feel the way I do...that's when I go kill bill on you.
  5. The guy I'm dating
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    He can be on list. He'd be a great contribution to it. But he can't read all my vulnerable, raw, confessions. Then I would have to think twice before posting lists, and end up feeling worried about how I come across...
  6. Anyone I knew in high school
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    The mean anyone's, anyway. Because they suck.
  7. My family members
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    Not even the ones I get along with. It would be list after list of family drama. It's too much. Trust me.
  8. The neighbors I avoid
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    They have a neighborhood fb page and it is madness. They go off on each other about the unmowed grass. Trust me, you don't want them here.
  9. Taylor Swift's crew. Group? I don't know what her people call themselves
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    Maybe because I'm not a fan of her music? But when it comes to hearing all about her feud with a Kardashian I find I just don't care. Unless you're making fun of it. Then I care. A lot.