Reasons I Cussed This Morning

*#*%
  1. The alternative president is a dictator
  2. Everyone who works for the alternative president is a coward
  3. DeVos
  4. This administration is telling their female employees to "dress like women"
  5. Steve Bannon's is everywhere
  6. Trump's face is everywhere
  7. Ivanka's face is everywhere
  8. Paul Ryan's voicemail is full
  9. Freaking Ohio
  10. It's only been two weeks