1. She will text you every time you make a grammatical error
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    And refuse to "like" the post until you fix it
  2. She will disapprove of your outfit
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    And refuse to "like" the post because it's too revealing
  3. She will love your "wreck it Ralph" post
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    But will voice some concern over those eyebrows. She might or might not text you to settle down with the eyebrows
  4. She will stalk your relationship status
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    And insist on meeting the "boyfriend"
  5. She will continue bring up this post, like ALL the time
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    Man her aunt sounds like a pain. But she just doesn't want her niece to pass out from dehydration. It's all from love...